Hello, welcome to the bad jokes page of the boy with his homepage. I let you make it very clear what you are and how you can solve things.

This is the end of the ride and I'll show you how to open it.

I've seen things that nobody's ever seen.

This is a website. I have things and I don't lie to anyone.

My bad I bring you everything.

You need to understand again how to get on the sunny side of life.

We do experiments, who likes it and how.

Find the wisdom and do it like everyone will be happy just like everyone else.

I'm sending you to where you came from. I'm an alien.